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Chapter 7: "He divides teams"

Yes, one man can DIVIDE a group of 53 players. How does he do this, exactly? By poisoning their minds?

Are these guys in grade school? Does one of Owens's "fwends" not want to be fwends with someone else because Owens doesn't like them? Does he turn everyone on "his side" against everyone else and they all make fun of others until they cry?

As we all know, these grown men have no ability to think for themselves. They are all at the mercy of Terrell Owens and his mind control. You put him in your locker room and he will have all the Democrats fighting with the Republicans in no time.

This is what happens when you put a man who was voted a team captain during his final season in Dallas in your locker room. It's why Marion Barber, Tashard Choice, Deon Anderson, Patrick Crayton, Roy Williams, Sam Hurd, Jay Ratliff, Chris Canty, Marcus Spears, Bradie James, DeMarcus Ware, Greg Ellis, Terrence Newman, Anthony Henry, and Ken Hamlin all spoke out publicly on his behalf after he left. Henry and Canty did so after they were no longer even members of the Cowboys.

But really, according to such reputable sources as Pro Football Talk ("Terry Bradshaw has died!"), you shouldn't put too much stock into what those players said...they're all just worried about being criticized if they say something bad about Owens (because that would, like, totally happen...the media would definitely go after them if they said something negative about Owens!) and they all actually wanted him gone.

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by Jordan Taber
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by OMG @ 25 May 2010 08:58 pm
It's friends not fwends you retard!!!
by pt1 @ 26 May 2010 12:32 am
"fwends" was obviously sarcasm
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