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Chapter 11: "But he's never won a Super Bowl ring!"

Look at all of these losers:

Dan Marino: Team cancer
Tim Brown: Team wrecker
Cris Carter: Destroys teams
Henry Ellard: You can't win with him
James Lofton: I wouldn't want him on my team, he's never won anything!
Bruce Smith: Ruins teams
Dennis Smith: The Broncos only won the Super Bowl after he retired!
Joey Browner: What has he won? Nothing!
Chris Doleman: He's never won anything.
Steve Largent: Team killer
Eric Dickerson: Team obliterator
Curtis Martin: Team suicide

And who has the most Super Bowl rings in NFL history?

None other than Charles Haley, with 5. Charles "the 49ers traded me in 1992 because I choked George Seifert in a team meeting, urinated on his car, threw used toilet paper at assistant coaches, and masturbated in front of teammates" Haley.



You can live with that, but if Terrell Owens yells at someone on the sidelines or signs a football with a Sharpie, your team is toast!

4 Comments
by Jordan Taber
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by Chris @ 05 Jun 2010 08:55 pm


Wow way to make stuff up about Haley to attempt to legitamize T.O. I'm hoping you put your helmet back on for the next chapter.
by JordanTaber @ 05 Jun 2010 10:24 pm
Everything I've printed is true and can be confirmed by numerous first hand sources (i.e. former teammates). Google it.
by James @ 05 Jun 2010 11:34 pm
Do I even need to say something Chris? Do you even know anything about football?
by tiki barber @ 14 Feb 2012 08:52 am
dont forget my name on the list
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